I went jeans shopping this past weekend and I learned that most jeans were not designed for my body shape. All the denim that fit over my ba-dunka-dunk gapped at the waist. So I can only surmise that either most women have much smaller butts or much larger waists. Or maybe both. That doesn’t mean I have a nifty hour-glass shape. It means I have no hips. (Or boobs.) I just have a muscular booty. I settled for the pair that fit the ass and can be cinched at the waist with a belt. What else can I do?
It seems no coincidence that a spanko’s best feature would be her ass, does it? I used to squeeze my ass a lot. I mean a LOT. Even just standing around (maybe I was subconsciously fantasizing about spanking, I don’t know). Consequently, I had quite the muscular ass. I’m sure the dance career didn’t hurt that look, either.
I thought it was hilarious when my six year old requested this song today. Apparently, he’s an ass-man like his daddy.
Well, who doesn’t love songs about butts? There’s always our fall back favorite:
And, of course, since I’m a contemporary dancer, I’d be remiss in not posting Mia Michael’s fabulous homage to “Butts” or at least Randi’s butt…